Stop Tampering with Votes

Modern problems require modern solutions- Dave Chappelle

Jael R. Bakari
2 min readAug 15, 2020

Donald Trump think he big time slick chiefs, so its time to think outside the box. With election day less than a few months away, big bruh out here fucking with the USPS, but thankfully the ancestors are with the shits.

I don’t have a dog in this fight but whoever wins this shit show of an election should do so fair and square and the brilliant and amazing Erika Porter of Class Act Notarial in Maryland, has presented a wonderful and simple solution to the problem.

Why not use Notary Publics?

From Erika:

Notaries are used to certify major documents and the identities of the signers everyday. Why not use them to aid with this election. There are a couple of ways to do it:

Option 1: Election day is split into 3 days. You make an appointment to sit before a notary, in a booth, seperated by glass. The notary watches the person vote then sign. They slide it under glass for notary to seal and slip into a secure box.

Option 2: Voter makes appointment online for mobile notary. Notary meets voter at home, office or any location. Notary watches voter vote/sign on other side of door, window, car window or socially distanced. Notary collects ballot, seals and places into locked box w. slit to be dropped off at electon site.

Option 3: Voter makes appointment for remote online voting. Voter appears via webcam and shows ID. Ballot is uploaded electronically. Notary watches voter fill out ballot, eseals and submits secure e-record to election officials.

Instead of mailing ballots , notaries can pick them up from officlas OR recieve them by fedex, ups in bulk....which cuts down the number of places ballots need to be sent.

We do all this ANYWAY with loan documents. There are notaries in EVERY states and we are background checked, and insured. Why aint they doing this???

Damn right Erika, why aren’t we?

So I’m doing my part. I may not believe in voting but I do want the shit to remain fair so I started a petition. Please sign it so the fuckery can stop.

Change.org petition to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives to use Notary Publics to certify election ballots

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Jael R. Bakari

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